the list

I am going to make a list; the "I am or I have" list.

I am (a) / I have:

• flat abs - no
• admirable body figure - no
• nice, smooth face - no
• smooth skin - no
• attractive - no
• sexy - no
• nice hair - no
• nice pair of eyes - no
• the 'D' factor - no
• the 'A' feature - no
• roomate - no
• smart - no
• hardworking - no
• knowledgable - no
• sanity - no
• bright - no
• doctor - no

Oh! no, I am not making a "No" list. Read on.

• stupid - yes
• frustrated - yes
• depressed - yes
• procrastinating - yes
• running out of time - yes
• eye bags - yes
• scars - yes
• assessments - yes
• exams - yes
• 4 walls - yes
• fat - yes
• skinny - yes
• mean - yes
• forgetful - yes
• careless - yes
• whiner - yes
• crappy - yes
• empty - yes

and to conclude the list; and the best and most comforting of all,

• God - YES