It was a peaceful & relaxing friday night yesterday but some unforseen events do happen once in a while, when you are least expecting it. Below is the conversation between ammonia & oxygen:
Ammonia: Hi!Oxygen ah?
(with a very soft,tired voice...)
Oxygen: Hello.
Ammonia: Its me,Ammonia.
(using the same monotanous tone...)
Oxygen: Yeah. Whats up?
Ammonia: Oh..you just woke up is it? or did you just came back from MV? (no..its because of your ammonia toxic effect)
[some backgrond/ history: the previous ammonia attack was put off when oxygen said that it has been a tiring day after spending the whole afternoon in MV]
Oxygen: Nope. Just came back from school not long ago.
Ammonia: so late huh? how come?
Oxygen: yeah. well, my timetable is arranged like this. Class ended late and that is why i am back late.
Ammonia: i see..does your class always end so late?
Oxygen: it depends. (don't worry, if my class does ends early, u would be the very last to know about this )
Ammonia: Uh..ok..erm..are you free now?
Oxygen: Now? I have to go for dinner.
Ammonia: Oh yeah..you haven't eat,huh? Erm..what time will you be free then? ( duh..of coz i have not eaten. that is why i am going for dinner.)
Oxygen: well, i don't know. Why?
Ammonia: Oh, it has been a long time since i last saw you. Don't know how you have changed and how you look like right now...thinner? fatter?... Just want to catch up with you. So, what time will you be free tonight? (it's ok.i don't want to catch up with you)
Oxygen: haha..fatter, yeah.. but i think there's not much changes. anyway, i don't know what time will i be free coz i've got something to do after dinner.
Ammonia: something to do? (yes. anything but to go out with u)
Oxygen: yeah, helping my mom.
Ammonia: you mean like sweeping, mopping etc?
Oxygen: yeah... and i don't know what time will i be free.
Ammonia: you don't know when you'll be free?
Oxygen: yes.
Ammonia: ...ermm,ok. i guess next time then. (gulp...next time?! again?! HELP!!!)
Oxygen: uh..ok (very reluctantly)
[ you won't understand how heavy it is to say "ok" in reply.]
Ammonia: bye. (finally...)
Oxygen: bye. (phew...fresh air for detoxification.Thank God!)
- End of conversation-
Please take note: "end of conversation" ≠ end of attack
I do apologize for some very sarcastic thoughts posted above... but,please be understanding; its ammonia & its very toxicative!
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15 comments:
I dont really understand what the dialogue means
oh~~~thAT's so sad, you dunno what you are missing....
I actually start cracking when i read the title itself.AH~~~the good old day....hhahaha,i just can't stop laughing now...you really brighten my day~~~sorry, your misery has brought so much joy to me.
After hm...3 years? ammonia is still as toxic as usual, i'm starting to admire his patient,persistant and the PASSION~~
hmmmm.......... somebody is still going after u??
t'ng eine, my ex-KDU collage mates will surely understand this piece of blog.haha.well,its just a crappy,little conversation between 2 gases...hehe.
wee, i'm glad that i've brighten your day up. don't think i'm living in misery yet because of that. its not worth it. haha. I can actually make this into episodeS or even seasonS if u want =P
hui ying, ermm...it's just an ammonia attack ;)
:S
yeah~~~ make it in season~~i already think of a title for u....Ammonia Snicker- series of unfortunate events.
WAHAHAHAHAA
then the series start by saying --- Protein, is essential and it provide you energy to live on......but SOON~~~ after being digested, it became ammonia n must be discard from the body ASAP....BUT ammonia will not leave the body so easily........
WAH LAU! damn syok read that crap, sorry if it seems like i'm malevolent but hahahahaha damn funny. poor you. eh wee, help her get rid of the ammonia lah hahaha
both me n kong already gave her the best idea long time ago,but she decided not to execute the plan....
thought JL dah lah fly to this kasian place n he will give up,mana tahu...ssigh......JL,blame urself for being attractive~~whaahah
well, i can always write about the PAST about ammonia attck but i sure do not hope to experience this again.
btw, t'ng eine...sry tht u dun really understand but hope u can still try to enjoy the crap as others do...hehe
oh ya, hui ying.. if you wish to know the story, cook for me ur famous fried squid n i'll think about it,whaahah
famous fried squid? anyway, probably i shud tell u guys how this ammonia attack relapse occured.. then maybe u all will hav a better understanding.haha.
wee, this ammonia did really surprised me few months back when he managed to 'track down' the oxygen tank. And btw, i did told u why urs & kong's idea wasnt really a good 1 rite...And i dun find myself attractive..dun try to be sarcastic..hehe =P
yeah...she brought her famous dish to potluck the other day n it was really yummy~~~
JL..i'm starting to believe that he has a spy around you....or worse,hidden camera, yeeeeeeee..............
wee,i believe tht u got the wrong person here. there's 1 hwee yeng in nz and hui ying is my classmate or coursemate.haha...
dun think he has hidden camera here.i think he probably hired detectives...or...wait..r u the spy?!?!!
really???wahahaha....sorry ya...didnt know this world got so many hwee ying or hui ying~~
hey, ofcoz i'm not a spy ( i'm far more expensive than what he can affort actually)...i'm guessing is the Chicken rice stall's worker that in Kepong.....didnt u realised there's always ppl watching u when u Ta pao food? haha
thank God..i dun really go ta pao food..haha..trying to scare me huh? *blek* =P
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