My sister's 'masterpiece'

by | |
Thats it! I have to get my eyes off the books for a while-time for a bReAk! No 'kit-kat' here, hence, I forcefully robbed the computer's seat off from my sister so that i could check my mailbox, read some blogs, and browse around. Yeah, i know..I'm a bad sister..haha.

She went and undress my laptop out of its casing. I thought she just wanted to listen to some songs stored inside but very soon, the tip-tap and click-clack rhythms was playing as a musical accompaniment to the Jay Chou's songs. I turned to look at her, raised my eyebrows...

"what are you doing?"
Giving me a mischevious grin,"You'll know..."
oK..I smell something fishy here but I couldn't really be bothered.

"Alrite! It's done! hehehehehehe.."
"really? come, let me have a look on what have you done to my poor laptop."

And here is the little masterpiece from the cute,little, mischievious brat:



WARNING: this story contains doink doink material and is not
suitable for some viewers.

Jo Lyn is a doink doink girl. Once she went for a walk in the garden behind her house. Being the doink doink girl she is, she accidentally fell into the drain so everyone tat was at the garden saw this laugh so hard at the poor doink doink Jo Lyn. She was so embarrassed that she ran all the way home, but while she was running she came across a pile of dog and cat and cow and bird shit, because she was running so fast, she wasn’t able to avoid that doink pile of shit, she lost her balance n fell face first into the pile of shit. She was so upset and smelly that she ran right home. From that time onwards she’s known as the smelly doink doink girl. All this got her very upset, all the mockery’s so she decided to turn to Munchies. Slowly she became addicted to the munchies. She would chomp and chomp the munchies with a maniac smile, no one could stop her or stand in the way between her and the Munchies.
That is the story of how Dr.Jo Lyn got her nick name, smelly doink munchie
addict. The moral of the story is, never fall into a drain and then into a pile
of shit mixture, most importantly never turn to munchies because munchies will
not solve your problems. The End~!


Attention to all the honourable readers of my blog:
This story has all the intention to implant
improper messages and values into your brain cells. Don't buy this!Its not true
! I posted this up just for a mere laugh to brighten your day up =)
Note 1: I'm just a normal student (the "Dr" tittle can be deceiving)
Note 2: Munchie- Vanilla flavor love letters are just IRRESISTABLE~!!! Yummy...

Alright, time's up! My sister is throwing tantrum and that means "Hands off the computer!"

7 comments:

Anonymous

hahaha...
i have a sense that wat ur sis say is true lerrrr=P
hello doink doink munchie addict..^.^
next time i buy munchie for u ah... hahaha...



oooopssss i bully u again.. sry yea~~

Anonymous

you spelt mischievous wrongly

Jolyn

OoOps..hehe..thanks tng eine! noted and corrected =)
you spending another white christmas there this yr?

hehe...Joe,really appreciate your generosity but its really ok. I'll probably get bored of it pretty soOn coz tOo much of everything(?) is no good ;)

Anonymous

yeah... another white christmas but I got to work during christmas :(
I work in a ski resort, so it's snowing day and night

Miss Lime
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Miss Lime

Munchi biscuits are yummy especially their love letters. the more chocolate the better. yippee!!

ooh, and btw, is your sister your younger sis? assumiing she is though.. haha..

Jolyn

yeAh! gimme 5!! hehe...munchies are so yummy =)

yeah..she's my younger sis, 4 yrs younger ;)