WARNING: this story contains doink doink material and is not
suitable for some viewers.
Jo Lyn is a doink doink girl. Once she went for a walk in the garden behind her house. Being the doink doink girl she is, she accidentally fell into the drain so everyone tat was at the garden saw this laugh so hard at the poor doink doink Jo Lyn. She was so embarrassed that she ran all the way home, but while she was running she came across a pile of dog and cat and cow and bird shit, because she was running so fast, she wasn’t able to avoid that doink pile of shit, she lost her balance n fell face first into the pile of shit. She was so upset and smelly that she ran right home. From that time onwards she’s known as the smelly doink doink girl. All this got her very upset, all the mockery’s so she decided to turn to Munchies. Slowly she became addicted to the munchies. She would chomp and chomp the munchies with a maniac smile, no one could stop her or stand in the way between her and the Munchies.
That is the story of how Dr.Jo Lyn got her nick name, smelly doink munchie
addict. The moral of the story is, never fall into a drain and then into a pile
of shit mixture, most importantly never turn to munchies because munchies will
not solve your problems. The End~!
"can we be friends?"
In reply, I smiled.
Silence. (erm..ok)
"Well, we are friends now since I bought the postcard from you" (ok,friend..bye!)
"If you don't mind i would like to get your contacts?"
My sister and I exchanged looks. (can we like say no?...mommy told us not to talk to strangers.)
"It's ok, don't worry. I won't do anything to disturb you. Errmm.. maybe if you can't give your phone no, u can give me your msn add. Do u use msn?"
I was tempted to say "no" but i was feeling the guilt if i lie but maybe some ammendment. " Yeah, but we SELDOM use it..VERY RARELY we use it"
"Its ok. Don't worry. Just msn. But if you want to give phone no as well, i won't mind of course"
(but i do mind giving you phone no)
I gave my msn add reluctantly since he was standing there with the pen and paper all ready, which i come to think of it now...was it a bit dangerous and tht i am acting stupidly actually?
Then... "Did you all participate in the superstar contest?"
"No-lar...haha" (puh-leeassee..)
"Oh..I am you know." (and the rest of the conversation i wasn't sure what was he talking about)
"Father, if you are willing, take this cup from me; yet not my will, but yours be done."
"父 阿 ！ 你 若 愿 意 ， 就 把 这 杯 撤 去 ； 然 而 ， 不 要 成 就 我 的 意 思 ， 只 要 成 就 你 的 意 思 。"
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